piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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