You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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