ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
whose parrot is this?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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