You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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