Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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