I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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