is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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