he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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