do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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