There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Can I color on your dick again?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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