I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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