WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
this hospital has no fireball
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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