Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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