lets start a swedish sibling band together
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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