That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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