is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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