And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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