You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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