Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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