Its about making memories worth repressing
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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