Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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