It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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