you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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