My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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