SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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