D3 body, D1 cock
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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