we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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