Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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