Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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