i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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