Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Can I color on your dick again?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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