I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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