Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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