I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
you had me at cake vodka
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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