Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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