she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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