Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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