I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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