Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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