as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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