mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
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You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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