About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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