Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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where are you?
Hypothermia
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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