i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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