I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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