lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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