Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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