I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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