He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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