With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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