Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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