U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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