i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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