Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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