Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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