im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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