If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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