glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
