The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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